| nickname: | Teetle |
| class of: | 2001 |
| first season: | fall 98 |
| biggest rookie season shocker: | holy shit! i won't be able to walk for the next 6 months! |
| position: | WING MAN AND PROUD |
| favorite rugby moment: | getting my belly button ring wrapped by nancy craig |
| favorite post-game rugby moment: | the first straight vs gay/ bi flip cup match |
| favorite alan-ism: | "bunch of liberal arts majors, don't you know what 90 degrees is?" |
| favorite song lyric: | rhiana....masturbatn' like madonna cause they tell her i don't wanna in mobile! (created by Meredith) |